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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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Oh my god. Me at every bar I have ever been to.
(Source: clarapond)
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heavy trigger warnings for rape.
all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names.
hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.
yooooo if you wanna know what the fuck i was so mad about, read the following and spread it please!!
I’ve never been more enraged in my entire life.
Seriously, I feel steam coming out of my ears.
disturbing.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
I am literally sitting here with my mouth open in disgust. They looked like a bunch of 12 year olds. What the hell is wrong with them?!?!?! If I were any of their mother’s they would have their worlds fucking turned upsidedown for saying that shit. I can’t even. Rage quit.
(Source: sugariemiaou)
These old carnival lights
Whenever I have a bad day I get myself a glass of wine, buy lipstick in ridiculously outrageous shades and go on Tumblr. The first two help for sure, but its Tumblr that brings a smile to my face. Thanks for all the Leo gifs, bunnies, beautiful clothes and witty feminist rants. Love you all more than you know.
It is beginning to occur to me that my taste in men is getting, well “manlier”. Not to pigeon-hole, but hot damn. Had a crush on Travis Fimmel 10 years ago, but now he just looks like a cute boy on the left. But now, on the right? UGHHHHH GIMMEEEEEEE.
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